Not my kind of football....I live in a Rugby League state.
Too much prancing and dancing in Australian Football. Aerial ping pong.
I have to admit, I am not a big fan of Rugby League, either.
Just follow the three game "State of Origin" series between New South Wales and Queensland each year.
At the moment, my home state of Queensland has won for 18 years in a row.....and, living in New South Wales, I get to gloat a lot.
I get a certain amount of pleasure in pointing out to NSW fans that there is no hope of equalling Queensland's record for, at least, another 18 years.
If you want to win an argument, it is best to stick to the truth.....or,at least, provable untruths.